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I am 6 feet 1 inch tall, light in complexion, slim and lanky.  I am a very good chess player, love watching cartoons most especially Tom and Jerry and other humorous cartoons.  I love bird watching, swimming and table sports like Pool, Billiard and Snooker.  I seldom participate in any combative sporting activity.  Oh!  Did I fail to mention King Nebuchadnezzar?  I am the modern aspirant of that grossly misunderstood Great King of the Babylonian Empire.  The Empire is here again, but still waiting to be pronuonced a KINGDOM because Nebuchadnezar is still undergoing royal studies.  Why I chose that name?  Check About Me page for my reason/opinion. Love?  Well I once asked my younger brother to define love and he said "Love is Madness made interesting" so you want to know if I am mad?  I am very mad, because a wonderful lady rocks my world more than that of M.J.  I would have mentioned her name but she won't want her name displayed, but anyway, she cannot edit my webpage so, I will mention her name.  JOLENE - yes Jolene.  She is the woman who is rocking my world and I thank God for such a wonderful lady.  I have found favour in God's sight, because He gave me a "wife".  Lucky me!  Get outta here, loosen up, give that someone a chance, he/she could be the right person you know - remember to always leave the cage door open for the birds to return.  I did just that and today, I am telling a different story. My favourite movies are: Matrix, Rush Hour, Armaggeddon, Enemy of the State, Training Day, Ghost of Mars and all Jackie Chan's movies

Joke Of The Day

CHRISTMAS CAKE - So easy, the men can make one too.

Ingredients: 
   1 cup of  water 
   1 tsp baking soda 
   1 cup of sugar 
   1 tsp  salt 
   1 cup of brown sugar 
   lemon juice 
   4 large eggs 
   nuts
   1 bottle Vodka,  2 cups of dried  fruit 
 
Sample vodka to check quality. 
Take a  large bowl, check vodka again. 
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 
Repeat 
Turn on the electric mixer. 
Beat one cup of butter  in a large fluffy bowl. 
Add one teaspoon of sugar. 
Beat again. 
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK. 
Try another cup .... just in case 
Turn off the mixer. 
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl.  Chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 
Pick fruit off floor.  Mix on the turner. 
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters, pry it loose with a drewscriver. 
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. 
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.  Who giveshz a shit. 
Check the vodka. 
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your  nuts. 
Add one table. 
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.  Whatever you can find. 
Greash the oven. 
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. 
Don't forget to beat off the turner. 
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,  finish the vodka and kick the cat. 

CHERRY  MISTMAS!

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